Coleman Minibike
Want your seven year old to stop playing video games? Look no further. There's not much more fun you can buy for $350 at Walmart.
100cc, 20 mph straight out of the box. Fun for adults too, but we suggest the 196cc, 6.5 hp version for a couple hundred bucks more.
There is a ride at our local amusement park called the Scrambler that I'm pretty sure is for kids, and I'm confident is borderline inappropriately dangerous. But I dare you not to have the best two minutes of your life on that thing. Same here.
Just remember to wear your helmet, with a Poe(t) Motors sticker on the side.